Shove some ham in there.
Questions.

Seeing as I do not have a ‘ask a question’ feature on my tumblr, I’m going to have to make up some questions to ask.

Q. Why Ham?
A. Why the fuck not?

Q. Ermmm… Ok, well why lesbians?
A. Ever since the phrase “Lesbian Ham” was uttered on the mighty boosh, I have been obsessed with the implications of this - what exactly makes a ham lesbian? I’ll come back to this one later.

Q. What do you use to create your submissions to lesbian ham?
A. Microsoft Paint obviously. You don’t expect me to go out and BUY photo and image editing software, do you? That shit is expensive. You’re getting this crap for free.

Q. Don’t you think this sort of activity promotes a negative stereotype of lesbians?
A. Well - what about a negative stereotype for ham? No. No-one gives a pity fuck for poor old ham, do they. Well, in answer to your question, the answer is no. No I do not. I believe each lesbian needs to be approached on an individual basis. And if that individual just happens to be a stereotype or a generalization, who cares. Generalisations are general. If you see what appears to be a crazy eyed junkie swaying down the street with a blood filled syringe, do you cross the road? Because that is a generalisation. And that generalization could have saved your life. No - I’m not suggesting that all lesbians are crazy eyed junkies swaying down the street with blood filled syringes, but I’m sure most of them are.

Q. Don’t you realize how offensive that statement is?
A. Yes.

Part 2 of this interview will be posted shortly after the final episode of the prologue.

The Chronicles of the Adventures of Lesbian Ham, Prologue, E2.
Starring Honey glazed leg ham with crackling and Anne Heche.

The Chronicles of the Adventures of Lesbian Ham, Prologue, E2.

Starring Honey glazed leg ham with crackling and Anne Heche.

The prologue to the Chronicles of the Adventures of Lesbian Ham.
This is where it begins before it begins, so, technically it hasn’t started yet.

The prologue to the Chronicles of the Adventures of Lesbian Ham.

This is where it begins before it begins, so, technically it hasn’t started yet.

Surprisingly a number of lesbians come from catholic backgrounds, practicing or not. It is yet unknown on what the religious views of ham are.
However some hams can get quite festive over the holiday season, so we can only assume they are at least supportive of Santa and Christmas.

Ham-slap.

Ham-slap.

Oh and it couldn’t be a Lesbian Ham Christmas without a lesbian santa and her elf, growing out of what appears to be sort of glazed ham on a fondue set base.
Obviously these women are too attractive and well groomed to be lesbians, but you get the picture.
Or they could be lesbians, but they’re most likely bi at best.

Oh and it couldn’t be a Lesbian Ham Christmas without a lesbian santa and her elf, growing out of what appears to be sort of glazed ham on a fondue set base.

Obviously these women are too attractive and well groomed to be lesbians, but you get the picture.

Or they could be lesbians, but they’re most likely bi at best.

Lesbian Ham is back.
Cynthia Nixon on what appears to be a honey glazed chipotle with cherry jicama salsa.
I never really liked Cynthia much, I always thought she was a bit horsey and neurotic, but good for her.

Lesbian Ham is back.

Cynthia Nixon on what appears to be a honey glazed chipotle with cherry jicama salsa.

I never really liked Cynthia much, I always thought she was a bit horsey and neurotic, but good for her.

Stay tuned. The Chronicles of the Adventures of Lesbian Ham is coming in the following weeks after Armageddon.

I thought this was really funny until I scoured my brain to think of any pop culture lesbian who had a child in recent years. But I can’t think of any. So this is solely ham related, unless you’ve got any suggestions…

I thought this was really funny until I scoured my brain to think of any pop culture lesbian who had a child in recent years. But I can’t think of any. So this is solely ham related, unless you’ve got any suggestions…